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TOP FIVE (HILARIOUS) REASONS TO GET YOUR CHARLOTTE SQUAWKS TICKETS NOW!

By Becky BereiterMay 24, 2017

If you haven't already - I strongly suggest you drop everything you're doing in order to secure your tickets for Charlotte Squawks 13: Charlotte, We Have a Problem

It’s Saturday Night Live meets Broadway meets our beloved Queen City - poking fun at everything from pop-culture to politics and seats are filling up really quickly! 

If you need convincing beyond the hilarious reputation this show has already earned, we asked show co-creator Brian Kahn for his take on the top 5 reasons why you should attend.  

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Top 5 Reasons to Attend “Squawks 13:  Charlotte You Have A Problem” As Soon As You Can!!!

5.  The North Carolina Legislature has introduced a bill to ban the show.    

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4.  Mike Collins has announced that he has hired an agent and is entering the NBA draft.

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3.  The rush for tickets at the end of this year’s run will cause a spike in toll lane rates. 

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2.  Under the new CMS assignment plan, we’re being combined with Charlotte Ballet next year.  

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1.  Independent counsel has opened an investigation into our ties to Gastonia.

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Thank you, Brian! That's just a small sampling of the snark you're in for at Charlotte Squawks 13: Charlotte, We Have a Problem!

It runs June 1-25 at Booth Playhouse!  Get your tickets now!  

Charlotte Squawks 13: Charlotte, We Have a Problem

Jun 1 - 25 , 2017
BOOTH PLAYHOUSE at Blumenthal Performing Arts Center